Oh and another...
... when you're out shopping, call your fiancé and the first thing you say is "can I speak to Boosh please" then proceed to have a 10 minute "conversation" on the phone with your pet tortoise in the middle of a shop.
... when you're searching for a terra cotta pot base in Home Depot and have to finally explain why you don't want a nice glazed one. Dude... the tortoise can't climb out if it's slippery!
For real!? Well that's definitely the best so far!When the police knock on your door and tell you they've been monitoring your heat and electricity usage and have reason to believe you've been growing weed. And you say yes sir I have, but not the kind you are thinking about.