kdub
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... when you wonder if your other pets are thinking "you never spend a half hour staring at me while I eat"
Oh and another...
... when you're out shopping, call your fiancé and the first thing you say is "can I speak to Boosh please" then proceed to have a 10 minute "conversation" on the phone with your pet tortoise in the middle of a shop.
Just me?
... when you're searching for a terra cotta pot base in Home Depot and have to finally explain why you don't want a nice glazed one. Dude... the tortoise can't climb out if it's slippery!
They have medication for that... ;P
For real!? Well that's definitely the best so far!When the police knock on your door and tell you they've been monitoring your heat and electricity usage and have reason to believe you've been growing weed. And you say yes sir I have, but not the kind you are thinking about.
When the police knock on your door and tell you they've been monitoring your heat and electricity usage and have reason to believe you've been growing weed. And you say yes sir I have, but not the kind you are thinking about.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that did that....when you let your torts out on the lawn for the first time, thinking they won't go far, then spending the next half hour bricking yourself trying to find them!!