You know you have a tortoise when...

[Razan]

You know you own a tortoise when it is OK to have a giant turd in the swimming pool.
" it wasn't me "

 

[Emmykitty111]

..when you go for a "short walk" and it ends up taking several hours due to doing your neighborly duty of clearing out nearly every weed within a mile of your house...

 

[JoesMum]

... you have decided that there is no hope for your own weight control if its possible to gain so much weight on a diet of salad greens!

 

[johnandjade]

your girlfriends work mate brings in a chunk of his garden for you cause its full of weeds! its even in a growbox

 

[Razan]

You know you own a tortoise when you are signing onto tortoise forum again, and again, and again and again.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

You know you own a tortoise when you are signing onto tortoise forum again, and again, and again and again.

And getting nothing else much done …

 

[spud's_mum]

... You make this when you get bored

 

[Sa Ga]

You're freaking broke--but totally ok with it!

 

[Sa Ga]

When there isn't anything in the fridge but tortoise lettuce?

Omg...when you go to the grocery store and ppl think you actually eat healthy!

 

[Srmcclure]

When you wake up at 7 am to make a 'salad'

 

[Srmcclure]

Omg...when you go to the grocery store and ppl think you actually eat healthy!

Hahaha sometimes I buy a small bottle of salad dressing too to pretend

 

[Peggy Sue]

When check out person asks you what endive tastes like... Or that you know where to find the code for endive... it’s under lettuce ?

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I miss @DawnH