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Tidgy's Dad

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....... you can never return to live in England because you can't get a visa for your tortoise
......... you can never return to England because it's too cold and wet for your little girl
..................you can never return to England 'cos Tidgy would be stressed.
It's lucky I love Morocco, really
 

AZtortMom

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......whenever you say in a special soft voice:'' Darling, come here. I really love you! ", your partner knows you are almost certainly addressing the tortoise.
Partners must learn to live with this.
When your neighbors hear you talking in this voice in the backyard and don't see anyone and think you are nuts! :D
 
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