jokes

[Cowboy_Ken]

With all the discussions lately as to whether that was a U.S. Soccer win or a U.S. Football win, this should help? It is in reference to an NFL FOOTBALL game!

Football and the Blonde
Of all the jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense!

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Wifey doesn't understand this joke at all.
But she is English.
And blonde.

 

[dmmj]

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey watch this!

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Or:
“No she doesn't mind, I'll show you, Honey can you come out here?"

 

[Gillian M]

How do you make a tort fast?
You simply don't give it food for hours on end!

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Here in the states the wolf has been brought back from the brink of extinction to the point of now we have healthy breeding packs running around.
Sheep ranchers aren't real happy about this and they contacted the wildlife management folks in D.C. who agreed to come out and address the ranchers concerns.
What seemed like 3 years later a meeting was finally held and while listening to the concerns about livestock losses to the wolves the wildlife management folks finally announced that they would start a neutering program come spring.
The ranchers all started looking a bit confused while looking at each other. Finally one rancher stood to speak for all the ranchers and he said,“ We don't know how you misunderstood us. These here wolves are eating our sheep. They ain't breeding with them!!"

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Watched a documentary about the new wolf packs coming back to the US.
A lot of people seemed very unhappy about it.
And others very pleased.
Always a difference of opinion.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

I saw the same I believe. Let's go, “chat" about it…

 

[mike taylor]

That sure is a good joke Ken . hahaha

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

That sure is a good joke Ken . hahaha

I stole that joke from a Texan when I distracted him by casually looking over his shoulder and asking, “Is that a Californian?"

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Ok. Everyone who is game to play, print your own piece and we'll meet at the most convenient WallyWorld! Let's go!

 

[Abdulla6169]

This made me laugh:

I love the WHCD.

 

[mike taylor]

I'll be happy when he is out of office .

 

[Grandpa Turtle 144]

I'll be happy when he is out of office .

I' ll be happy when he stops costing me money !!

 

[Abdulla6169]

I think most of the people at my mosque are gay.


They always say: "Ah Men".

 

[parrotlady]

Sick, sick

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

 

[dmmj]

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OMG that is so bad it made me laugh

 

[dmmj]

I think most of the people at my mosque are gay.


They always say: "Ah Men".

That made me chuckle

 

[Anyfoot]

Well at least I won't be lying next time I say
" just nipping out for one love "