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dmmj

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question why does the bride wear white?

answer so the dishwasher matches the stove :)
 

dmmj

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I maid goes to ask the wife for a raise. the wife said give me 3 reasons why I should give you a raise. the maid says number one I'm a better cook than you. The wife says who told you that? the maid says your husband did. the maid says I'm a better clothes washer that you. The Wife says who told you that? the maid said your husband did. the maid says number 3 I'm better in bed than you. the wife says and who told you that? the maid says in a very loud voice the driver did. The wife says if you lower your voice I'll give you a raise
 

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I maid goes to ask the wife for a raise. the wife said give me 3 reasons why I should give you a raise. the maid says number one I'm a better cook than you. The wife says who told you that? the maid says your husband did. the maid says I'm a better clothes washer that you. The Wife says who told you that? the maid said your husband did. the maid says number 3 I'm better in bed than you. the wife says and who told you that? the maid says in a very loud voice the driver did. The wife says if you lower your voice I'll give you a raise

Can't decide who worse, the maid or the wife :p
 
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