Dear Santa.
I have tried this year to be good, but you know how it is. If fun wasn't well so much fun, perhaps I would be able to do better. I am improving and that is easy to see because I have hardly fought with Tom at all lately. Well just don't read any TFO posts in the last couple of days, okay?
Any how Santa, it's that time of year when I make my list of what I want for Christmas, so you can ignore it like always. Remember the horse I wished and wished for many a Christmas time? The one you never brought me. I figure the years have gone past and I am about due to get something I actually wish for... isn't it?????
I know all your bumping from roof top to roof top, would not be good on egg fertility and hatching rates, so I won't ask for Erosa or Bells Hingeback eggs. I also know, with all the other kids asking for stuff, your budget has got to be pretty well shot, so how about I give you some options???
If you want to go cheap, what I really really want (and in a way more then the other gift ideas) is a liquid calcium like Calcionate.
Going up in cost is a pair of adult Spekii Hingebacks, a trio would even be better.
Or you could give me a check for $1,000 to spend any way I wish...
If price is no object, could I have the winning lottery ticket?
Thanks, Santa! I hope this has found you headache free (must be such a rotten time for you what with parents bringing their crying brats to sit on your lap and get their candy canes stuck in your beard). Please give Mrs. Claus my best. Tell the reindeer that they might want to be careful where they land on the roof... parts of it are kinda getting weak.
Jacqui
Okay, so what would each of you like for Christmas? This is a time to be purely selfish and not ask for things like world peace.
I have tried this year to be good, but you know how it is. If fun wasn't well so much fun, perhaps I would be able to do better. I am improving and that is easy to see because I have hardly fought with Tom at all lately. Well just don't read any TFO posts in the last couple of days, okay?
Any how Santa, it's that time of year when I make my list of what I want for Christmas, so you can ignore it like always. Remember the horse I wished and wished for many a Christmas time? The one you never brought me. I figure the years have gone past and I am about due to get something I actually wish for... isn't it?????
I know all your bumping from roof top to roof top, would not be good on egg fertility and hatching rates, so I won't ask for Erosa or Bells Hingeback eggs. I also know, with all the other kids asking for stuff, your budget has got to be pretty well shot, so how about I give you some options???
If you want to go cheap, what I really really want (and in a way more then the other gift ideas) is a liquid calcium like Calcionate.
Going up in cost is a pair of adult Spekii Hingebacks, a trio would even be better.
Or you could give me a check for $1,000 to spend any way I wish...
If price is no object, could I have the winning lottery ticket?
Thanks, Santa! I hope this has found you headache free (must be such a rotten time for you what with parents bringing their crying brats to sit on your lap and get their candy canes stuck in your beard). Please give Mrs. Claus my best. Tell the reindeer that they might want to be careful where they land on the roof... parts of it are kinda getting weak.
Jacqui
Okay, so what would each of you like for Christmas? This is a time to be purely selfish and not ask for things like world peace.