Yoko Ono!
Bad jokes
- Thread starter Chubbs the tegu
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So i was washing my truck with my son over the weekend...
He aske me “dad, can you use a sponge next time?”
He aske me “dad, can you use a sponge next time?”
I got pulled over on my way home from work today. The cop comes to my window and says “papers?” So i said “ scissors, i win!” And i drove off. Hes chased me for 45 min.. i think he wanted a rematch
My fav teacher at school was named Mrs Turtle..
Strange name but she tortoise well
Humbug & Maz
Active Member
CRYING! ?
Dont be sad.. ur prob still smarter than me lol
Besides shes now homeless... she carries her home on her back
A guy broke into a church.. the cops showed up and chased him around until they finally caught him by the organ
*naked guy
I blew that joke... wait ? not the way i should of worded that
So what are you saying is, that you play the organ. LOL
U used to.. until covid hit and the price of tissues skyrocketed
*I smh
Anyone else got shutoff at church? Dont serve wine if u dont want me to enjoy it
Dude.
Dudet
I take that as a yes lol
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogy in it ?
If u call it a boogie.. or little hahah
