“The Tortoise Trainer “

[enchilada]

Wish we know how this mysterious tortoise training works


By Osman Hamdi Bey
1906

 

[method89]

Wish I could get away with wearing that hat!

 

[Yvonne G]

The only thing stopping you is YOU! Well, and maybe the fact that it would be very hard to find one.

 

[Toddrickfl1]

The way my tortoise looks at me I think that he thinks he's the trainer, "I just made a poop hoooman, now please clean it up and fetch me some hibiscus"!

 

[Tortoise MasterMan]

I, with my mighty tortoise shepherds crook, will train the finest and most powerful tortoises this world has ever known! With their immense strength and my immense tortoise trainer skills, we shall rule the earth!!!!!! Also, I like overlarge hats, which is even more evil! MUA HA HA HA!