Perhaps, by some miracle, I'll be totally off on this show, and no anaconda will actually attempt to eat a human. Maybe the show will go on to describe just how ridiculous the idea of being EATEN ALIVE actually is, and maybe be a good educational segment on anaconda's, and use the show's rating and popularity to advocate for conservation.
Serious best case scenario here. I absolutely doubt that will happen, sadly….
This is what I'm hoping for too.