THE NUT HOUSE

Snoopy’s mom

Well-Known Member
Tortoise Club
Platinum Tortoise Club
Joined
May 28, 2020
Messages
854
Location (City and/or State)
Honolulu
Careful!!!!
Ever heard of “bunny tooting”??? 🤣
Best to squish hard...
That way a poop will come out like a gumball and everyone will be happy!
(Especially mr. bunn....)
Can you point her at certain people and do that? (At Chubbs), did I write that out loud?
 

Snoopy’s mom

Well-Known Member
Tortoise Club
Platinum Tortoise Club
Joined
May 28, 2020
Messages
854
Location (City and/or State)
Honolulu
Here is a picture of my Chow "Arabella" enjoying the tall grass in the yard. Her mom won Best of B!tches at Westminster. Sadly she is a terrible car rider 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I didn’t know there was such a category ohmigosh, I immediately thought of some coworkers to nominate. And the sassy *** checkout girl at the local supermarket 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣
 

Chefdenoel10

Well-Known Member
Tortoise Club
Joined
Oct 12, 2018
Messages
2,507
Location (City and/or State)
New Jersey
Cleaning out one of the tortoise boxes View attachment 327047 View attachment 327048 cleared more than poo today…

Now seeing that FIRST picture....
I changed my mind!
I would be down the block around the corner UP a tree....IN THE NEXT TOOWWNN!!!!!! 😳😱😳😱😳😳😱
How did you do it EllieMay???!!!!!
WOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
NOOOOOOO. WWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
I would take the tortoise and MOVE! 😂
 

Chefdenoel10

Well-Known Member
Tortoise Club
Joined
Oct 12, 2018
Messages
2,507
Location (City and/or State)
New Jersey
You have just educated me!!!

Me toooo!!!!
What happens?
Do they swell up like a girl In pantyhose?
How can you tell?
What maniac did a study on this “fun fact”????????
Who stood by the snakes tail end all day?
And I thought I had no life!
(Don’t answer that Chubbs!😤)
 

Cathie G

Well-Known Member
Platinum Tortoise Club
Joined
Aug 9, 2018
Messages
8,393
Location (City and/or State)
Lancaster
Careful!!!!
Ever heard of “bunny tooting”??? 🤣
Best to squish hard...
That way a poop will come out like a gumball and everyone will be happy!
(Especially mr. bunn....)
You don't even have to squish them. They're like a little gumball machine for free. You don't even have to put in a penny. Thank God they love their hay litter box for snacks.😜
 

Cathie G

Well-Known Member
Platinum Tortoise Club
Joined
Aug 9, 2018
Messages
8,393
Location (City and/or State)
Lancaster
Me toooo!!!!
What happens?
Do they swell up like a girl In pantyhose?
How can you tell?
What maniac did a study on this “fun fact”????????
Who stood by the snakes tail end all day?
And I thought I had no life!
(Don’t answer that Chubbs!😤)
Ellie May started it 😁 I just happened to see the question when I googled snakes in her yard.🤔😁
 
Top