The kids cut open my sand-filled toy gecko, popped every balloon in the house, spilled soapy water on the floor (as they were trying to view it with a microscope) and got a plastic scorpion under my T-shirt in an attempt to scare me. So, no damage done to the house and no medical emergencies. Phew. (Thank God I have only one child most of the time )
Never, never, never!
No children allowed in my house.
No, no, no; ,no.