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You know that you are a tortoise maniac when you go to a pumpkin patch to find the perfect pumpkin for your tortoise to eat.
green man said:Somebody likely posted this already, but oh well.
Tortoise maniac - getting filled with prickly pear spines just to give your tort a lovely bit of fruit.
ALDABRAMAN said:You might be a TORTOISE MANIAC if you:
Spend more feeding your tortoise(s) than you do on yourself, LOL!
Stop on the highway and pick fresh weeds on the roadside!
Spend more time on TFO than any other website!
Have dreams about tortoises!
:shy: Go to the zoo and spend the entire day at the tortoise pen!
Save half of your salad from lunch for your tortoise!
OK, Add your thoughts to the list......
BodaTort1 said:1-When you sneak away and hide at family outings/events to check TFO for new threads.
1a And you apologize when caught and promise to not doing it again!!
2-When you set alarm thru the night to go off to verify outdoor tort house stays the right temp during a cold snap.
3. When all your crisper drawers in the fridge are full of tort greens that you forbid family from touching.
BodaTort1 said:1-When you sneak away and hide at family outings/events to check TFO for new threads.
1a And you apologize when caught and promise to not doing it again!!
2-When you set alarm thru the night to go off to verify outdoor tort house stays the right temp during a cold snap.
3. When all your crisper drawers in the fridge are full of tort greens that you forbid family from touching.
Moozilion said:When you go down to the county courthouse a week AHEAD of the presidential election and vote early because you have a new tort arriving on Election Day and you want to be home when it arrives!
LuckysGirl007 said:. What's wrong with that??
ALDABRAMAN said:You might be a TORTOISE MANIAC if you,
Stop on the highway and pick fresh weeds on the roadside!
mctlong said:When you make a present to celebrate your hatchling's one month birthday.
(pumpkin "present" with grass ribbon and clover bow)
amazoa said:You might be a tortoise maniac if you soak your baby tortoises before you even start the coffee in the morning.