When you buy plants at the nursery with chewed up leaves and big holes so you know it's pesticide free!
TORTOISE MANIAC THREAD
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Im guilty of 98% of these posts. I also do these...
When u hear the slightest noise from the other side of the house so you rush over to your tort room to make sure he hasn't flipped over and he is just sitting on his basking spot looking at you like your crazy.
When you walk into the tort room and start laughing histarically over the look he's giving you.
When you love em so much that you openly admit that your not ashamed to be a tort maniac. <3
When u hear the slightest noise from the other side of the house so you rush over to your tort room to make sure he hasn't flipped over and he is just sitting on his basking spot looking at you like your crazy.
When you walk into the tort room and start laughing histarically over the look he's giving you.
When you love em so much that you openly admit that your not ashamed to be a tort maniac. <3
- When your wife is complaining that your tortoises eat better than her.
- Your window sills are full of cactus pots.
- You laugh when your backyard is full of weeds.
- You grow your own dandelion indoor
- Your window sills are full of cactus pots.
- You laugh when your backyard is full of weeds.
- You grow your own dandelion indoor
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yoda06 said:- When ya wife wants to strangle you because all you talk about is torotoises
- When ya constantly thinking " what can I do to improve the enclosers? "
- When ya wana build another extension onto the summer pen, only 2days after finishing the last massive extension
- When you keep visiting the pet store to see if anymore torts have come in
I'm a geek and I know it!!
When you see a thread in another forum for easter baskets shaped like tortoises and then you decide maybe you should make an easter basket for your tortoise... even though you don't celebrate easter...
When you adjust your potted plants to be edible species for torts
These just keep getting better and better!
Although I will say: those of you whose families are complaining of not eating well enough, I suggest you make your human wards your priority.
Although I will say: those of you whose families are complaining of not eating well enough, I suggest you make your human wards your priority.
When you download the tfo app the first night you get your account so you can constantly check it every ten or so seconds
When you get made fun of at work for constantly looking for stuff for your tort
When you get made fun of at work for constantly looking for stuff for your tort
When you tell a friend "You should have a tortoise, you have great weeds"
BTW GTT if the humans ate more like the torts they would be healthier...just saying
BTW GTT if the humans ate more like the torts they would be healthier...just saying
Angi said:
YES!
BTW GTT if the humans ate more like the torts they would be healthier...just saying
Quite so. I think we eat more greens around here when the torts aren't hibernating! Of course, we need more than that, too. It takes more than Ramen Noodle and a couple of pills for a human to get adequate nutrition. Plus, being mammals and bigger than our tortoises, we need more food than they do as well.
When you always have an ample supply of salad available to accompany every meal... whether the family wants it or not 
JoesMum said:
LOL this has actually come in handy a few times for me
most recently ... we made tacos and i forgot to buy the lettuce.. i had a ton of greens in fridge good enough for me not exactly iceburg like my hubby wanted LOL so they went with out n i had awsome tacos thanks to my tort 
When someones spends all of there tax return on new hatchling! When your friend gets a to go salad container for his tortoise when you eat lunch. When you spend three plus hours on the phone a night talking tortoises!
When you dream about finding that humidifier you knew was packed in the garage. Now I need to actually look for it to see if my dream was accurate.
When you want to get home early from vacation to see your tort!
When your driving and see a yard that you think may have a tort.
Or you see houses and say to yourself "I could put an enclosure right there"
I love reading these. Most are so true for me.
When you want to get home early from vacation to see your tort!
When your driving and see a yard that you think may have a tort.
Or you see houses and say to yourself "I could put an enclosure right there"
I love reading these. Most are so true for me.
jhstagg said:When you are suppose to be doing home work but are on the tortoise forum instead
jhstagg said:When you are suppose to be doing home work but are on the tortoise forum instead
When you plant dandelion indoors so you can grow food.
When you watch doomsday preppers and realize that you have to figure out how to find food for your tortoise during the winter if a disaster happens.
when you have your husband doing drawings of new hides and a loft for your tortoise so she can have a more interesting cage
When you watch doomsday preppers and realize that you have to figure out how to find food for your tortoise during the winter if a disaster happens.
when you have your husband doing drawings of new hides and a loft for your tortoise so she can have a more interesting cage
If you spent all of your savings at Daytona!
If your torts are bigger than you!
ALDABRAMAN said:
Geeez what'd you buy to do that lols.....
AustinASU said:ALDABRAMAN said:
Geeez what'd you buy to do that lols.....
Nothing, lol!- Status
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