Tortoise humor

[GotTort]

I had to get cleaned out yesterday for a colonoscopy and can't drink or eat today. My wife asked my how I was doing and I told her I felt dehydrated. She said "should we soak you?" Don't think I'll absorb water through my cloaca like my tort. [FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE]

 

[AZtortMom]

Nice! She's a keeper

 

[bouaboua]

I had to get cleaned out yesterday for a colonoscopy and can't drink or eat today. My wife asked my how I was doing and I told her I felt dehydrated. She said "should we soak you?" Don't think I'll absorb water through my cloaca like my tort. [FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE]

Yes! You need a soak. Water temperature at 105 F, only waist high, for 45 mins under the basking lamp.

This is what my doctor prescribed when I had my colonoscopy.

 

[Moozillion]

Hahaha!!!!

 

[TortsNTurtles]

Lol ...It might not help your hydration but there is nothing like hot soak .

 

[T33's Torts]

Add some calcium supplement.

 

[wellington]

Add some baby food carrots too, might help to not feel so hungry

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Btw, hope it all went well.

 

[J_W]

Re: RE: Tortoise humor

Nice! She's a keeper

Haha I agree.

I wish I would have thought of getting a nice soak when I went through that.