I suppose we have to ask Chefdenoel if she has grass stains on her grins since she won't own up to farting!
No.... no grass stains.
Only chocolate grins on this Chef...
As for the “F” word..... my mom used to hit us if we said THAT word...let alone if we did it! (True story!) so ... we used to say,
“I only fluff.”
No you're not being unreasonable. I'm sure others on TFO will have some suggestions & are a lot smarter than me on animal authorities & pet ownership.HOLY SMOKES! I cannot believe this woman! I asked if she would be willing to let me buy the 3X5 that she has now for Chef Archie so I can plant some things in it, and let him graze in there when Iʻm in the front of my house doing yard work or washing the cars (I donʻt have a dedicated place for him in the front, Iʻm afraid someone will steal him). She said okay, but she paid $160 for it. I have given her light fixtures, bulbs, light fixture stands, A CHE, Mazuri, things from Kapidolo Farms, TNT powder, seeds that she never planted, cuttlebones, zoomed grassland tortoise food, fresh greens from my yard and the school (since she wonʻt pull the greens from the school where broadleaf plantain is going wild). And have babysat him over all the school breaks since I was so upset at the way she took care of him. A student told me they only give him a handful of some kind of weeds in the morning, so I go out several times a day and pull bunches of plantain and nipplewort for him. Like I donʻt already have my own job to do! Okay, I gave all those things because I was worried about him, and did not expect anything in return, but is it okay that I am a little miffed that she wants me to buy the table for full price? If I am totally being a jacka** please tell me.
Ohhh I didn’t remember the walking garbage disposal description! He’s been good so far, but thanks for the reminder. I guess more renovations are coming!
Keep an eye out on Craigslist. JSShefield finds the best stuff for torts, as well as rescue torts.I guess I don’t need the table that badly. It was nice cause he was familiar with it and wouldn’t freak out at having a new one, it was already made but crap, for that much I should just make my own. I can probably make one, it isn’t like steeplechase for goodness sakes!
I've been given strict instructions to not touch hubby's tools. OTOH, my father-in-law had 15 of everything. I figure when hubby divvies up sets with his brother, I'll sneak into the shop, get my own set & hubby will never notice he has only 6 sets instead of 7.Yep got all them tools that hubby can’t seem to find cause they dont fall into his outstretched arms