Sully-sitting

[Snoopy’s mom]

Im looking forward to seeing that sully in ur yard living with u eventually

Wait! You’re not coming? We had plans - maybe a little hair brained but it was a work in progress!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Duh! Of course i am ! I meant seeing in person

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Duh! Of course i am ! I meant seeing in person

Oh! ok. Donʻt be disrespectful to your elders.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Duh! Of course i am ! I meant seeing in person

But ur not painting my toenails!... well... unless it falls on a friday

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Oh! ok. Donʻt be disrespectful to your elders.

Never!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Oh! ok. Donʻt be disrespectful to your elders.

Its kinda hard when ur Jesus’s elder haha

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

But ur not painting my toenails!... well... unless it falls on a friday

and I even got 20 bucks!

And the polish is red!

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Its kinda hard when ur Jesus’s elder haha

Yeah yeah, older than Jesus, got it.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Yeah yeah, older than Jesus, got it.

Ok ok.. ill stop

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

*try to

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Another serious question, I know, they all start out serious. How can she tell that the tort is a male? Sheʻs had him from a hatchling so she *knows* heʻs about 2 years old, but I thought you couldnʻt tell the sex for quite a few years?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Its more about size than the age males will have larger gulars and get a concavity in the plastron. Some will flash their stuff also

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Usually around 14 inches or so they will start showing characteristics

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Oh yeah the stairs! Who was supposed to make them?

Oooh. letʻs be serious. We can crash the FB crazies and taunt them with collective TFO experience, sarcasm and dry humor.

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Its more about size than the age males will have larger gulars and get a concavity in the plastron. Some will flash their stuff also

Typical male

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Usually around 14 inches or so they will start showing characteristics

So maybe until then I can change it to an androgynous name like.....Pat. Show your age, Androgynous Pat from SNL? And friends Chris, Kelly, Jamie, Tony....

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Typical male

Heyyy! Sometimes it gotta breathe! And pick up peanuts haha

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

So maybe until then I can change it to an androgynous name like.....Pat. Show your age, Androgynous Pat from SNL? And friends Chris, Kelly, Jamie, Tony....

 

[Maggie3fan]

Typical male

No, not typical male...these guys actually do have big ones

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Heyyy! Sometimes it gotta breathe! And pick up peanuts haha

I’m sorry they are only peanut sized, but you have a great personality!