Sully-sitting

[Snoopy’s mom]

Ugh missed my chance! I went up to give the tort a snack, the teacher walked out, saw me and went back into her room. I should have shoved that little bugger up my shirt and ran with it. The only problem is Iʻm wearing a sweater cause itʻs a chilly 75 degrees with a 20mph wind. The little guy would have looked like a 3rd boob and I still have 2 1/2 hours till I finish work.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Darnit Snoopy! You said it was a sulcata

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Ugh missed my chance! I went up to give the tort a snack, the teacher walked out, saw me and went back into her room. I should have shoved that little bugger up my shirt and ran with it. The only problem is Iʻm wearing a sweater cause itʻs a chilly 75 degrees with a 20mph wind. The little guy would have looked like a 3rd boob and I still have 2 1/2 hours till I finish work.

75 smh

 

[Maggie3fan]

Should i bring like a net and a can of mace to look official?

You gotta look like Steve Irwin, short shorts and all...

 

[Maggie3fan]

Probably a 5th grader

There is no doubt that you and Jan A belong in this room. I am actually too good to be here, I just visit every once in a while.

 

[Maggie3fan]

Hell nooo! I guess we’ll grab an uber lol you can record the rescue for Warren

Yep, she's the new reality show director. Breaking news..."In Hawaii today a handsome gay guy from one of those political states, rescued a classroom full of children from a giant human eating reptile"!!! Film at 11.

 

[Maggie3fan]

Darnit Snoopy! You said it was a sulcata
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That's a pineapple, I thought it was a cooked turkey leg

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Darnit Snoopy! You said it was a sulcata
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Isnʻt that a sulcutta?

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

That's a pineapple, I thought it was a cooked turkey leg

Wait, what? I gotta go back and look at that.....

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

You gotta look like Steve Irwin, short shorts and all...

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

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[Snoopy’s mom]

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My eyes are burning, I canʻt unsee that, thanks

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

My eyes are burning, I canʻt unsee that, thanks

Sorry mom

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Sorry mom

Pfffftttt

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Pfffftttt

GOT MILK? ?

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

GOT MILK? ?

No. No I donʻt young man. Go to your room right this minute!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Night guys! Dont behave while im gone

 

[Jan A]

And the badge!!! ?

Yep, she's the new reality show director. Breaking news..."In Hawaii today a handsome gay guy from one of those political states, rescued a classroom full of children from a giant human eating reptile"!!! Film at 11.

That's a pineapple, I thought it was a cooked turkey leg

That ain't no sully either, Maggie.

 

[Maggie3fan]

That ain't no sully either, Maggie.

That's not what Chubbs told me...

 

[Maggie3fan]

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oh f hurt my eyes