Sulcata Transformed?!

[KhairulTort]

Woke up this morning to discover Woody Allen crouching inside my tortoise enclosure, he was shrugging and casually chewing on a head of romaine lettuce. My 8 month old sulcata hatchling is nowhere to be found.
Is it possible that my tortoise metamorphosed into Woody Allen overnight?

Please help.
Woody doesn't seem to enjoy grass or hay, he's now eaten all my kale and is threatening to marry my step daughter. I just want my tortoise back. Should I increase the humidity?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

I think hes fine.. you on the other hand may be having a bad trip on acid LOL!

 

[KhairulTort]

Here's a computer simulation I created to demonstrate what I think may have happened:

http://3dth.is?LTE5MzY4MTA

 

[Turtle girl 98]

I think hes fine.. you on the other hand may be having a bad trip on acid LOL!

Haha that made me laugh that was a good one chubbs [emoji38]