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Maggie Cummings
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(Don't read this if you expect it to be mostly clean) So I left close to my 30th sobriety date. For you that don't know this is my ride It's 26 yrs old with a new Corvette LT1 engine, 350 beefed up trans, and 4-11 rear. To quote a friend, "it's more like the space shuttle". He was talkin about his motorcycle....And once they are in a thread, I can't delete them, so meet Spot....too. I have all kind of hot rod stuff on it, but this is about Texass. So I take a 2month old Sulcata, a 2 yr old Sulcata And A Gopherus species. And my 28 pound long haired tuxedo cat.
I was also taking Blue Blue to live with Kelly. But I guess he's fallen in love with Kelly's brother Andy. I hope then that Andy takes him when he gets married. The whole place is like being in Costra Rica. Full of Ebony trees. I got caught shoving an Egyptian in my bra. My car was so packed I threw out my cooler with my Mt Dew and animal water.
So of course my new engine broke down. It was the smog pump that froze the pulley and broke my serpentine belt.
AAA says there's no tow truck with in 400 miles of you. Please be patient I'm looking. So it was 63 degrees, and 99% humidity. So the cat and tortoises were outside the car, we were all dying and even with my hood up and with the animals not one person stopped. So I flagged down a guy to give directions to where I was as my phone had died.
Southbound on the 77 at the 47 mile marker. Can't get any more specific than that. He couldn't find me. Do any of you understand those directions?
After 6 hours I finally got taken to a tire guy to fix my car....oh man. Then a motel, so I would walk between the motel and the shop. I was really keeping an eye on my car. But I continually had guys pulling over asking me how much a you know what it was. I finally said to one guy aren't you the least embarrassed that you are asking a 70 year old woman for a **? Anyway I finally got there. I'm going to take pix of the pix I had in a disposable camera. So Here's part. They will download but not print in a thread. They're pretty blurry anyhow. We had a ball, Mike and McEvil and I went to the sea turtle rescue, man they are beautiful. One came up to me and nobody was looking so I go to rub her face and she liked it. Damn just beautiful liquid eyes.
So I get to Kelly's and this dog named Bambi jumps on my hood then roof, after I got up off the ground where I had passed out, I tried to catch him and kill him, only they wouldn't let me. OMG! He jumped on my car....big no no.
Well, I'm going to work those pix for you. Maybe I can make them not blurry. But, bed time for me...I'll work on it tomorrow....
I was also taking Blue Blue to live with Kelly. But I guess he's fallen in love with Kelly's brother Andy. I hope then that Andy takes him when he gets married. The whole place is like being in Costra Rica. Full of Ebony trees. I got caught shoving an Egyptian in my bra. My car was so packed I threw out my cooler with my Mt Dew and animal water.
So of course my new engine broke down. It was the smog pump that froze the pulley and broke my serpentine belt.
AAA says there's no tow truck with in 400 miles of you. Please be patient I'm looking. So it was 63 degrees, and 99% humidity. So the cat and tortoises were outside the car, we were all dying and even with my hood up and with the animals not one person stopped. So I flagged down a guy to give directions to where I was as my phone had died.
Southbound on the 77 at the 47 mile marker. Can't get any more specific than that. He couldn't find me. Do any of you understand those directions?
After 6 hours I finally got taken to a tire guy to fix my car....oh man. Then a motel, so I would walk between the motel and the shop. I was really keeping an eye on my car. But I continually had guys pulling over asking me how much a you know what it was. I finally said to one guy aren't you the least embarrassed that you are asking a 70 year old woman for a **? Anyway I finally got there. I'm going to take pix of the pix I had in a disposable camera. So Here's part. They will download but not print in a thread. They're pretty blurry anyhow. We had a ball, Mike and McEvil and I went to the sea turtle rescue, man they are beautiful. One came up to me and nobody was looking so I go to rub her face and she liked it. Damn just beautiful liquid eyes.
So I get to Kelly's and this dog named Bambi jumps on my hood then roof, after I got up off the ground where I had passed out, I tried to catch him and kill him, only they wouldn't let me. OMG! He jumped on my car....big no no.
Well, I'm going to work those pix for you. Maybe I can make them not blurry. But, bed time for me...I'll work on it tomorrow....
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