i was talking to my 5 year old brother about my tortoise Troubles.
Troubles was home alone one day, and my brother asked where he was.
I said, he's probably at home throwing another one of his crazy parties.
my brother said oh he has an iphone and invites all his friends over haha
n i said yeaa, one of these days tortoise cops are going to have to stop the party.
We both laughed. I imagine little tortoises, walking around on two feet like humans. All the partying tortoises with martinis and margaritas, with dance music blasting. The tortoise cops come in on mini motorcycles and break it up, flashing little flashlights in all the little tortoise faces.
mayb im crazy but this really makes me laugh
Troubles was home alone one day, and my brother asked where he was.
I said, he's probably at home throwing another one of his crazy parties.
my brother said oh he has an iphone and invites all his friends over haha
n i said yeaa, one of these days tortoise cops are going to have to stop the party.
We both laughed. I imagine little tortoises, walking around on two feet like humans. All the partying tortoises with martinis and margaritas, with dance music blasting. The tortoise cops come in on mini motorcycles and break it up, flashing little flashlights in all the little tortoise faces.
mayb im crazy but this really makes me laugh
