Funny signs

[dmmj]

On a Toilet door:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

[dmarcus]

Those are pretty good. Toilet one is a bit nasty but thats what most mens restroom are like with out a sign...

 

[ascott]

Love the Farmer one especially....LOL

 

[Jacqui]

Love the Farmer one especially....LOL

I am going to agree with you on that! David, thanks for the wonderful chuckle.

 

[lynnedit]

the last two are especially funny!

 

[ALDABRAMAN]

Great!

 

[wellington]

I like the last two the best. The one about the toilet, it was probably on the men's room. They can't seem to hit the bowl anyway

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I like the last two the best. The one about the toilet, it was probably on the men's room. They can't seem to hit the bowl anyway

OOPS, sorry dmarcus. I guess great minds think alike

 

[dmarcus]

I like the last two the best. The one about the toilet, it was probably on the men's room. They can't seem to hit the bowl anyway

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I like the last two the best. The one about the toilet, it was probably on the men's room. They can't seem to hit the bowl anyway

OOPS, sorry dmarcus. I guess great minds think alike

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No worries, I hate going into a public restroom to see it everywhere but the toilet...