Flashed

[Kerryann]

Thank god for this site. I think my husband almost lost his mind. Apparently if you pick them up they put it away. He was eyeballing betty in her play area and umm... popped a boner
He couldn't get to her though. My husband thought it might be a parasite or something worse until he saw him pull it back in.

Eeek.. tortoise penis...

 

[Weda737]

That. Is awesome. Lmao!

 

[ascott]

"Popped a boner"....now THAT made me laugh MAO!!!!!

 

[JoesMum]

is Betty getting a new name?

 

[Arizona Sulcata]

is Betty getting a new name?

That was my first thought. Haha

 

[l0velesly]

This is funny

 

[Kerryann]

I never thought that Betty was a hoochie, but apparently she is . I think Henry should get the name change though to schmecklehead. He was literally standing on the wooden barrier between the two exercise areas watching Betty when my husband saw "the worm". I was in the kitchen cooking dinner and he yells out "babe, I think Henry has a parasite. It looked like a worm or an eel. It's crawling out of his butt." I walked in and with my TFO education was like "no that's just his penis." My husband picked him up and he retracted it. He put him back down and he crawled back up on the barrier and let it loose again.

 

[MarcaineArt]

Too funny!

 

[Talka]

Hahahaaaaa that's too funny! Hahah, wow. Schmecklehead, yes! New nickname!

 

[Kerryann]

Hahahaaaaa that's too funny! Hahah, wow. Schmecklehead, yes! New nickname!

The problem is... that's also my hubbys nickname when he's not in my good graces

 

[wellington]

Hahahaaaaa that's too funny! Hahah, wow. Schmecklehead, yes! New nickname!

The problem is... that's also my hubbys nickname when he's not in my good graces

That is too funny. I think you should keep it for both. Keep him guessing, are you talking about him or the tort. LOL I love the flashed stories, they are always way too funny