Hi !Don't you get hungry, in this cold dark room? Or does the cheese and coffee do the trick?
Have we given you the formal welcome? I am Linda and I live in Kent in South East England.
We’re an international bunch of idiots /friends here who sometimes talk tortoise and fairly regularly talk puns and nonsense.
Pull up an armadillo and the one-legged pirate will be along shortly to bring you your beverage of choice. The big armadillo is called Montgomery and is a very obliging coffee table, especially if you dust him or tickle him under the chin.
It’s rather gloomy in here, but the flying jellyfish glow a little brighter when you polish them. The blueberry ones seem to be glowing brightest at the moment.
Watch your step; it’s easy to stub your toe on the hedgehogs in the gloom. The wool spider, if she exists, seems to be in a better mood since we locked the leprechaun in a jellyfish tank. The snow leopard is very friendly and eats carrots