Love that - very summery!
COLD DARK ROOM
- Thread starter Tidgy's Dad
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Greetings, Cold Dark Roomers!This will be another of my weekly "Hi-and-Bye!" messages just to let you know I'm still thinking of you, even though I'm not online much at all. About 2 more weeks and I'll be well and truly retired, but until then it's a complete "goat rodeo!"
And now for something completely different...
In an unabashed attempt at garnering SOME points for the month of October, I offer for your listening pleasure a candidate for a "Cold Dark Room Anthem," composed (mostly) by yours truly. FIRST you remember or Google the theme song for the British show, "Black Adder." Keep the tune, but replace their words with the following: (takes a sip off water and clears throat)
Please come on in and have a sit, And grab yourself a cozy pillow
The hedgehogs prickle just a bit, So we suggest an armadillo!
Cold Dark Room! Cold Dark Room!
What is this fabled place?
Cold Dark Room! Cold Dark Room!
It comes from cyberspace!
When Adam, johnandjade and Lyn, Start throwing puns at one another
They're glad for you to join in, Unless you'd rather run for cover!
Cold Dark Room! Cold Dark Room!
'Tis neither here nor there!
Cold Dark Room! Cold Dark Room!
It could be anywhere!
You'll find odd questions come along, From topics of our host's choosing
Your answers may be right or wrong, But you'll earn points if they're amusing!
Tidgy's Dad! Tidgy's Dad!
The Cold Dark Room MC!
Tidgy's Dad! Tidgy's Dad!
He's silly as can be!!!!
(bows and sidles QUICKLY out of Room)
brilliant
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What a splendid photograph.
jades making spaghetti and meatballs
Yuuuuuummmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!jades making spaghetti and meatballs
Don't forget us starving Cold Dark Roomers.
Student due 20 minutes ago didn't show, but I didn't think it would.
So, I think i've finished, yeah.
But sometimes they can be very late so must hang about for a bit yet.
I've got a huge pot of chili "aging" properly in the fridge. I cooked it up day before yesterday and it is so good. Better as it ages, but today it goes into ziplock food storage in the freezer.
Sounds great!
Can't we have it in The Cold Dark Room, I'm hungry!
Most certainly we can all enjoy it. I was just concerned about all of us eating beans, in a cave…it could be trouble …
Ballet is illegal in Turkmenistan.
The previous President, Saparmarat Niyazov also banned opera and circuses but these have been permitted since Niyazov died in 2006.
Niyazov also renamed January after himself. and his face had to be printed on yoghurt pots.
The previous President, Saparmarat Niyazov also banned opera and circuses but these have been permitted since Niyazov died in 2006.
Niyazov also renamed January after himself. and his face had to be printed on yoghurt pots.
ShannonT
Member
How about a friendly hello and something silly?
What did the snail say when it rode on the tortoises back???
What did the snail say when it rode on the tortoises back???
Good point, well made, but I'm prepared to risk it!
Hello, Shannon, and welcome to The Cold Dark Room.
The snow leopard will bring you an armadillo to sit on, grab a coffee and relax.
Oh, and a friendly Hello'.
And have 3 points to begin.
We have another Shannon hiding somewhere in one of the corners.
ShannonT
Member
"WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Have a Great Day
And in answer to the joke, i've heard two answers to this one.
"Slow down, you're making me dizzy!!!"
OR "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ShannonT
Member
The armadillo will have to compete with my water buffalo, but the coffee I can take.
Oh yeah..... We are eeeeeevvvvveeerrryyyyywwheeerrrreeeeeeee...............
