Annoying things to do in a elevator

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Yeah...You should have called this post, "Annoying things to do in a elevator IF YOU HAD THE NERVE." Btw, I hate it when someone is coughing his head off or sneezing without covering his mouth...ugh

1. Stand silent and motionless n the corner without getting off.
2. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.
3, Meow occasionally
4. Stare at another person for awhile and then in horror announce " you are one of them" and back away slowly.
5. Say "DING" at each floor
6. Make explosion noises every time someone presses a button.
7. Draw a white square in chalk on the floor, and then announce to the person " This is my personal space"
8. When there is only one other person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
9. Drop a pen on the floor and then when someone decides to help by picking it up scream "THAT'S MINE"
10. Call out for a group hug and then enforce it.

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This was so funny I woke my husband up laughing. I've done this in the past, not on purpose, but because I forgot what floor I was going to. Never did realize who I pist off doing that

My personal favorite. Push EVERY button to every floor. Good times, good times.