Things to do when you are bored.

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dmmj

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Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
Polish your car with earwax.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
 

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dmmj said:
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
Polish your car with earwax.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

Hahaha!
 

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Did you recognize it when it came back or did it come back?

Yes and boy did it....lol....where I use to work I was like the one everyone felt compelled to come to and share all of the gossip or juicy stories they heard (would prove funny and interesting most days)...always with the disclaimer "you didn't hear it from me"....loved that line....I was always amused because while I would never share what I heard when different people did come to me and share their view of the same situation it was always always much different than the last persons version.....I love people and the way we all see things differently....:p
 

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ascott said:
I love people and the way we all see things differently....:p

Life would be so boring if we didn't.


As for stuff to do when bored, I never seem to have time to get bored.
 
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