Tortoise for massages?

[devsharkey]

Hello! I'm a licensed massage therapist! I travel, and I'm a tortoise lover! I'm looking for some Greek females, and I'd love to either buy her from you or offer up maybe two free massages for her?

It's up to you! Please let me know if anyone is interested! I'm located in Arizona!

 

[Mgridgaway]

Not gonna lie, when I read the title I imagined somebody using a tortoise to give me a massage

Not a bad barter! Hope you find a taker!

 

[conservation]

If you drive to los Angeles I'm in!

 

[devsharkey]

That is the funniest image I've ever thought of oh my.

And I wish!

 

[bigred]

My mind is a terrible place