Tortoise doomsday prepping

[Kerryann]

I asked one of my employees who sews if she can make strap on tortoise bug out bags so they can carry their own supplies if we have to bug out

 

[Terry Allan Hall]

I plan on joining the Zombie overlords and feasting on the brains of you mortals. That goes for your tortoises, too.

I've hoarded up plenty of ammo for our various guns, just in case of zombies..

LOL....

You'll be happy to know that my daughter has an app on her smartphone that indicates that zombie meat is very low in calories AND triglycerides!

 

[Kerryann]

Doomsday preppers had a family with a lizard bug out plan. See.. I am not so weird