Thanks to everyone for all the hilarious entries! I've chosen the 3 winners; it was WAAAAAY too tough to choose just one! Congratulations to the winners. I will be contacting you shortly to get your address and some other important details to I can send you your PRIZES!
Thanks again to everyone for participating! I'm looking forward to doing more creative contests like this. I'm really really impressed with the participation and the cleverness some of you have!