I found this one funny.
So Harry Reid, Barack Obama and Chuck Norris are all fishing on a boat in the middle of a lake...?
Obama says, "I forgot my tacklebox on the shore." He gets out of the boat, walks across the water, gets his box and returns to the boat.
Then Chuck needs to use the restroom. He gets out of the boat and walks across the water to the bathroom along the shore and then returns.
Reid is wowed by this display, and figures that if the other guys can do it, he can too. With a confident tone, Reid says, "I'll be right back, I forgot my lunch in the car." He steps out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom. Obama turns and says to Chuck, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"
Chuck says, "What rocks?"
So Harry Reid, Barack Obama and Chuck Norris are all fishing on a boat in the middle of a lake...?
Obama says, "I forgot my tacklebox on the shore." He gets out of the boat, walks across the water, gets his box and returns to the boat.
Then Chuck needs to use the restroom. He gets out of the boat and walks across the water to the bathroom along the shore and then returns.
Reid is wowed by this display, and figures that if the other guys can do it, he can too. With a confident tone, Reid says, "I'll be right back, I forgot my lunch in the car." He steps out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom. Obama turns and says to Chuck, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"
Chuck says, "What rocks?"
