I was looking out my back window at my big male sulcata Carlos and I thought to my self "What in the heck is that big boy dragging around???" so I went outside to get a closer look, when I saw him I'm telling you his eyes were all scary looking, he almost looked possessed, when I looked behind him I thought "Oh wow can torts get hemorrhoids?" because his tail no longer looked like a tail….it looked like a uhhhh, I don't even know how to describe it, anyway he kept pressing it down and then this stuff came out and that's when I put two and two together and figured out that he was in a perverted trans…..I had never, ever seen his thingamaggigee and I could have gone my entire life without having to see it……. Please tell me that what he was doing is normal and that I'm not a mom to a disturbed perverted tortoise.
