I have a pretty decent collection of turtle and tortoise crap, statues, boxes, stuff...One of my favorites...I have no clue who he is, I don't remember where I got him. but frankly, he is one of my favorites.
I suppose he is not one of a kind and one of you might recognize him...
he's very detailed
there of course there is a reason why I am introducing him to you. See his toes? So detailed...
so his fingers were that detailed...until I bumped him on a wobbly wood bookcase, he is 5.5" tall and 518 grams, so he falls off the shelf breaking his fingers...
turning upside down with purpose, he stabbed that broken off fingerless hand into MY FREAKIN FOOT. OMG! It punctured deep and then fell off. I cannot actually tell you how much it hurt. My eyes went black, I think I was hollering and jumping around the living room. Oh Geeze Louise.
I'm not kidding you, I had a 14 pound kid didn't hurt that bad. A puncture wound...and I know you vampires want to see the blood and gore but it's all doctored up and wrapped. Sorry...
But...How many people can actually say they were attacked by a fat naked guy on a tortoise? lol
Here's some writing on the back, but I can't read it
LOL!
I suppose he is not one of a kind and one of you might recognize him...
he's very detailed
there of course there is a reason why I am introducing him to you. See his toes? So detailed...
so his fingers were that detailed...until I bumped him on a wobbly wood bookcase, he is 5.5" tall and 518 grams, so he falls off the shelf breaking his fingers...
turning upside down with purpose, he stabbed that broken off fingerless hand into MY FREAKIN FOOT. OMG! It punctured deep and then fell off. I cannot actually tell you how much it hurt. My eyes went black, I think I was hollering and jumping around the living room. Oh Geeze Louise.
I'm not kidding you, I had a 14 pound kid didn't hurt that bad. A puncture wound...and I know you vampires want to see the blood and gore but it's all doctored up and wrapped. Sorry...
But...How many people can actually say they were attacked by a fat naked guy on a tortoise? lol
Here's some writing on the back, but I can't read it
LOL!