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I have a pretty decent collection of turtle and tortoise crap, statues, boxes, stuff...One of my favorites...I have no clue who he is, I don't remember where I got him. but frankly, he is one of my favorites.
I suppose he is not one of a kind and one of you might recognize him...
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he's very detailed
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there of course there is a reason why I am introducing him to you. See his toes? So detailed...
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so his fingers were that detailed...until I bumped him on a wobbly wood bookcase, he is 5.5" tall and 518 grams, so he falls off the shelf breaking his fingers...
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turning upside down with purpose, he stabbed that broken off fingerless hand into MY FREAKIN FOOT. OMG! It punctured deep and then fell off. I cannot actually tell you how much it hurt. My eyes went black, I think I was hollering and jumping around the living room. Oh Geeze Louise.
I'm not kidding you, I had a 14 pound kid didn't hurt that bad. A puncture wound...and I know you vampires want to see the blood and gore but it's all doctored up and wrapped. Sorry...
But...How many people can actually say they were attacked by a fat naked guy on a tortoise? lol
Here's some writing on the back, but I can't read it
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LOL!
 

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Maggie, what's your statue made out of?
Really sorry about your foot! Sorry also that the statue is broken.
I'm not really sure, it feels and kinda looks like marble or something like that. He's heavy for his height. It really is a great collection piece.
It's so detailed, and I just noticed there's a hole in the end of his penis...I think I need to put him away.
I used to belong to a tortoise on-line group, and I posted my new statue, and the administrator gave me a lecture saying it was a family group etc, and deleted him. and later deleted me too...lo
 

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I have a pretty decent collection of turtle and tortoise crap, statues, boxes, stuff...One of my favorites...I have no clue who he is, I don't remember where I got him. but frankly, he is one of my favorites.
I suppose he is not one of a kind and one of you might recognize him...
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he's very detailed
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there of course there is a reason why I am introducing him to you. See his toes? So detailed...
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so his fingers were that detailed...until I bumped him on a wobbly wood bookcase, he is 5.5" tall and 518 grams, so he falls off the shelf breaking his fingers...
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turning upside down with purpose, he stabbed that broken off fingerless hand into MY FREAKIN FOOT. OMG! It punctured deep and then fell off. I cannot actually tell you how much it hurt. My eyes went black, I think I was hollering and jumping around the living room. Oh Geeze Louise.
I'm not kidding you, I had a 14 pound kid didn't hurt that bad. A puncture wound...and I know you vampires want to see the blood and gore but it's all doctored up and wrapped. Sorry...
But...How many people can actually say they were attacked by a fat naked guy on a tortoise? lol
Here's some writing on the back, but I can't read it
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LOL!
Kinda looks like my husband.....
 

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I'm not really sure, it feels and kinda looks like marble or something like that. He's heavy for his height. It really is a great collection piece.
It's so detailed, and I just noticed there's a hole in the end of his penis...I think I need to put him away.
I used to belong to a tortoise on-line group, and I posted my new statue, and the administrator gave me a lecture saying it was a family group etc, and deleted him. and later deleted me too...lo
Maybe used as a bong?
 

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I clicked on the link. I now can't get that image out of my eyes. I'm going to need to dig my eyes out๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜‚
It's OK, if you look closely, a moth happened to be flying by Nano's penis right when the painter was painting the portrait.

Plus, he's doing some falconry via owl, He's something of an animal lover; however, he clearly did some nude hunting in the last (rear) portrait.
 

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So it's almost 10 days later, and my f'ing foot is so badly infected it's all fat and swollen and it hurts so bad even the sheet on the bed hurts it. So tomorrow I'm taking myself to the hospital for blood tests to see just how bad the infection is and make sure sepsis isn't happening or something. So in the freezing dark morning, I will have a boot on one foot and my injured bare foot sticking out in the cold. Can't wear a shoe or a sock...Damn
 

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So it's almost 10 days later, and my f'ing foot is so badly infected it's all fat and swollen and it hurts so bad even the sheet on the bed hurts it. So tomorrow I'm taking myself to the hospital for blood tests to see just how bad the infection is and make sure sepsis isn't happening or something. So in the freezing dark morning, I will have a boot on one foot and my injured bare foot sticking out in the cold. Can't wear a shoe or a sock...Damn
what about wrapping it in a plastic bag?
That way itโ€™s not sticking out?
Cant say it will be warm though??? ๐Ÿ˜ž
I will keep you in my prayers tonight Maggie!!
I hope all goes well at the doctors tomorrow!!!! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€
Maybe they need to wrap it tight or put a cast in it? You might have injured a thin nerve?? (My mom did that once and three doctors could not find it in the X-ray!!!
It must be something or your foot would not look the way it does....
Poor mama.... I wish I could go with you so I can do all the yelling at them for you!!
Donโ€™t leave till they fix it!!!
..... and keep the free socks if they give you them!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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When I had a boot, I cut a sock heel ankle part off. So I had the tip of the sock covering my toes. I just ruined 1 pair of socks.then you tuck it in inside the boot..I hope you feel better
 

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When I had a boot, I cut a sock heel ankle part off. So I had the tip of the sock covering my toes. I just ruined 1 pair of socks.then you tuck it in inside the boot..I hope you feel better
Thanks, actually most of the time I feel fine. This in an inconvenience because I am a shoe person...needs to wear awesome shoes, and the damn thing hurts so bad.
 
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