COLD DARK ROOM

[ZEROPILOT]

I spend way too much time on political news. I need to cut down, but I want to stay informed. If you read my Facebook page you get a idea where I stand
Hopefully that isn't to political here. That's what I enjoy about TFO. I would also be disappointed if I lost any friends I have found here on TFO.
Let's stick together talking about cheese ?

I won't check it out.
There's a 50/50 chance that I won't like you anymore if I do.

 

[Maggie3fan]

I have got to say, my major award is so amazing. I am now inventing spork as a verb. As in “I’m feeling a bit peckish today so I’ll spork you if you cross me.”

OMG! That freakin unaward has clear gone to your head. You need to be sporked!

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

There is no way in hell that Chubs would check in on us and not say something. That would be physically impossible for him. He couldn't stand not insulting us. So, cuz I'm an old lady, and all you are younger, didn't you and Chubs exchange phone numbers? Seriou

Too obvious

That’s so true, he would try, but not succeed in the slightest. He can’t keep a retort in, I hope that we see him soon. Chubbs was and is really quite funny, I loved reading all his insults.

 

[Maggie3fan]

That’s so true, he would try, but not succeed in the slightest. He can’t keep a retort in, I hope that we see him soon. Chubbs was and is really quite funny, I loved reading all his insults.

You made me laugh. No doubt Chubbs could NOT hold back a good retort.

 

[Pastel Tortie]

That’s so true, he would try, but not succeed in the slightest. He can’t keep a retort in, I hope that we see him soon. Chubbs was and is really quite funny, I loved reading all his insults.

@Golden Greek Tortoise 567 Does that also apply to dad jokes and pick-up lines?

 

[Maggie3fan]

@Golden Greek Tortoise 567 Does that also apply to dad jokes and pick-up lines?

Yep, Chubbs could be pretty corny...I miss him and his toilet humor

 

[Maggie3fan]

I think Chubbs is pretty naive as well

 

[Maggie3fan]

Yeah I bet you would.

Dirty mind

 

[Chefdenoel10]

I decided to send gene testing for Mookie to find out what kind of a dog she is. I went to do her swab and it’s so embarrassing because she got really panicky about it and I ended up having to pick it up with my fingers. I sent it anyway and now I’m thinking it will come back saying it’s a Scandinavian American human instead of saying that it’s something like a pointer or a border collie. She really wasn’t into this stuff a swab in your mouth thing. She’s snoring next to me right now but she still terrified of everyone except me. If anybody has any great ideas about having a terrified dog get brave I’d love to hear them.
Here’s my cow/chicken/coward dog.

What a gorgeous dog!
I want my mom to paint this picture!!!!
I love that pose. I wouldn’t care what kind of doggie she was cuz I’d be to busy giving her raspberries on the belly!!!! And head!!!
And leg!!!! ?

 

[Chefdenoel10]

I have never not seen him in here before. I always thought Brian was a snail? Or is that Ermintrude?

I don’t know about Brian??
But I DO have a pet snail ?.. his name is Gary though....? Hahaa!!! ???

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Even though my birthday is in September, I am not a moderator or any sort of mod con
I am the Dark Lord, at least Wednesday to Sunday with some Monday morning overtime on occasion.

Happy pre- birthday?????
?????????

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Good afternooning all. Today we explored Berry Pomeroy Castle which is owned by the Seymour family whose most famous ancestor is probably Jane, 3rd wife of King Henry VIII.

It‘s a ruin now, but we enjoyed exploring it and then went for a walk in the woodland around the castle.
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This helped to build up an appetite for a traditional Devonshire cream tea. I had to lift this photo from their website because I forgot to take one before we tucked into scones, jam and clotted cream accompanied by a pot of tea.
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The weather has been so good here, but we finally had rain this afternoon while we were having our tea.

yum!!! To ALL OF THAT!!!! ??
And those pictures of the castle are beautiful!!! I wish o was in that tunnel of green trees.....??

 

[Chefdenoel10]

And the winner of the Gold Medal for August is............
Drum roll........................

What's a drum roll? Bread shape like a drum, I suppose.
Yum.

Anyway, it's Cathie @Cathie G with a whopping 51 points.
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I think she must have cheated.

Congratulations, Cathie, you obviously said enough nice things about me to win the month.
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Way to go CathieG!!!!
YOU ROCK!!!???

 

[Chefdenoel10]

But...notice it's a fairly strong core group and some floaters

Hey!???!!!
Who you callin’ a floater???!!??
?☹️????

 

[Chefdenoel10]

?

OMG!!!! I was just looking for the emoji?
Or the ? !!!!!! Hahahahaha!!
Killers in this room must think alike?
?????????????

 

[Chefdenoel10]

For me, 3 days, maybe 1

Hahaha. I was just going to say
5 minutes if you were me..
????

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

*stays on the naughty step* I didn’t realize the step was a ‘bad’ place to be. I sort of like it. I can see over the room. And it’s like my deer stand of stalk-er-dom. Which is why Jason needs to hurry his butt back.. as he’s kinda a partner in crime.

Otherwise IRL is filled with the -I- (The Meg Mommy) trying to help my daughter figure out college. And working waaaay too many hours.

-Meg

 

[Chefdenoel10]

STOP!!! Why don't I ever freakin know what you all are talking about?? I know how to use a computer, just now with Golden greek tortoise was the first thing I understood

a couple of posts back someone posted a picture of a chiwawa (sp) will someone PLEASE teach spell check how to SPELL!!
Anyway, as I was saying someone posted a picture of..... a very small dog carrying a very big bone. We all told him to get his......
Small dog a big bone for the small dogs birthday. ??????

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Cheese can be a touchy subject too.

yes, if I touch it.....I’z gonna eat it! ?

 

[Maggie3fan]

Happy pre- birthday?????
?????????

unhappy birthday!!!