1. Buy some knives sharpen them every night. While sharpening look at your room mate and mutter " soon, soon" over and over again.
2. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on one side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3. Yell your roommate " I have got an important message for you" Then pretend to faint, when you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later say " I remember now" pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks
4. While your roommate is out glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor hold your head and moan.
5. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it,leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of the sandwich, then say " Hey where the heck is my sandwich?" complain loudly that you are hungry.
6. Every time your roommate walks in yell " hooray you're back" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards look and your watch and say " shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
7. Talk back to your rice krispies all of the sudden act offended. Throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up explaining " No I want to watch them suffer".
2. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on one side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3. Yell your roommate " I have got an important message for you" Then pretend to faint, when you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later say " I remember now" pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks
4. While your roommate is out glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor hold your head and moan.
5. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it,leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of the sandwich, then say " Hey where the heck is my sandwich?" complain loudly that you are hungry.
6. Every time your roommate walks in yell " hooray you're back" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards look and your watch and say " shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
7. Talk back to your rice krispies all of the sudden act offended. Throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up explaining " No I want to watch them suffer".