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tortdad

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Nothings happened here but the usual boring CHEESE conversation
Well you do keep mentioning it.
In capitals.
Enough of the cheese talk for Christs sake.

Or shall I say... Cheesus Christ! Time to go preach to my flock of people. I'm white so "my peoples" are crackers.

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Holy cats, we made a whole page without mentioning one specific word, the Englishman must be asleep...
I thought he was the Muffin Man


Hahaha he can be the english muffin man since he's filled with nooks and crannies. We shall rename him Thomas.
 

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I thought he was the Muffin Man


Hahaha he can be the english muffin man since he's filled with nooks and crannies
Charming!
What we call muffins is not the same as what you call muffins, I think.
You can get cheese muffins though.
Yummmm.
 

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Is that your name because you have a million cows?
Can you send me a beignet from Cafe Du Monde ??? James Lee Burke makes them sound soooo good!

I thought Ken and I were supposed to get you?
Good one!!! :p
No, I chose my username after one of our cats' nicknames. His name is Monty, but we often call him "Monty Moo!" One night Monty Moo was in a crazy mood and running wildly all through the house for no apparent reason. My husband exclaimed, "LOOK OUT!!! It's The Wild Moozillion!!!!" :D :D :D
Sorry - beignets really don't travel well. Since they're deep fried, they're best when they're still hot. I could send you a beignet mix in a box, but it's just not the same.
Now, I COULD send you a really good king cake from an old Italian bakery- Randazzo's!!! Mais, dat's some good stuff, cher!!
 

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Good one!!! :p
No, I chose my username after one of our cats' nicknames. His name is Monty, but we often call him "Monty Moo!" One night Monty Moo was in a crazy mood and running wildly all through the house for no apparent reason. My husband exclaimed, "LOOK OUT!!! It's The Wild Moozillion!!!!" :D :D :D
Sorry - beignets really don't travel well. Since they're deep fried, they're best when they're still hot. I could send you a beignet mix in a box, but it's just not the same.
Now, I COULD send you a really good king cake from an old Italian bakery- Randazzo's!!! Mais, dat's some good stuff, cher!!
randazzo's.... I must try this place next time in in town
 

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I love my boss, yes I said love.

He is the fairest business man I know and a great guy to work for. He cares more about our customers happiness and his reputation than he does about making that extra buck. He also takes really good care of his employees. He knows how hard it is to raise a family on one income and he knew that I've been working really late and working Saturdays. I'm salary so he's been getting a lot of free time out of me lately.....a lot. He also knew that my wife has been mad at me for working so much and not home helping her with the kids and family stuff so he told me to be at the office at 4:00 yesterday. He sounded kind of upset so I thought I was in trouble.

He said he wanted me to know that my efforts had not gone unnoticed. Handed me a nice bottle of wine from his private stash, told me to take today off with pay. I said thank you but he wasn't done. Then he told me he made my wife and I a reservation for 7:00pm tonight at a fancy upscale restaurant with a private table next to a fountain in an outside garden area and gave me a $300 gift card to pay for it. This is not the 1st time he's done something like this either.

I've only worked for this guy for 3-1/2 years and he's already done way more for me then the last company did and I spent 14 years building their company.
 

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