Walter needs a girlfriend

[jeffstort]

So I'm just minding my own business walking into my room and I see my russian tortoise Walter getting it on with one of the bricks in his tank. So I'm joking with my parents that he needs a girlfriend

 

[Wewt]

hahaha!

Get him a croc shoe.

 

[ascott]

Get him a river rock appropriate for his size and give it a girl name...he will be happy as can be...fun with no back sas....lol

 

[lynnedit]

Brick...rock...croc....Walter is just getting his 'exercise'.
These are a lot easier to care for than another tortoise, lol!

 

[mike taylor]

Poor guy has so much love and no one to give it to .:blush:

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[alysciaingram]

I second the rock. You can paint it

 

[Baoh]

Awww. That is what adds the spice.

Wait. You said sass.

lol

 

[alysciaingram]

Hahaha

 

[Wewt]

I second the rock. You can paint it

Haha! Draw on girlie eyelashes and some blush, and it's perfect!

 

[laney]

I second the rock. You can paint it

That's brilliant, think i will try that for my horny devil lol

 

[jeffstort]

Haha I love these ideas there halarios

 

[Tom]

Actually he needs three girlfriends and a great big planted outdoor enclosure to hang out in with them.

 

[jeffstort]

Tom is right he needs a few girlfriends and a new crib.

 

[jeffstort]

I forgot to mention I'm making one of those rocks

 

[alysciaingram]

Oh I'm glad I could have been of help lol