I know a lot of folks don't have internet access, however, this person does or there wouldn't be a craigslist ad. It's so easy to do some research and find how to care for your new sulcata tortoise...even if you find the wrong info, it would have been better than how they're caring for that poor sulcata. And iceburg lettuce? Really?
Hard time taking care of him? You don't say. Well, here's 400 dollars of my hard earned money to reward you for your ignorance and to let you off the hook...