Oh lordy!

[Maggie3fan]

So I was turning off everybody's lights for the night and my T. ornata ornata, 'Gimpy', was looking out of her hide at me and what I saw scared the **** outa me! So I grabbed her up to check this out...oh and yeah, her beak is overgrown, I know

so I try to figure out why she has blood on her mouth...

lolololol...what an idiot I am. So I'm looking around to see if the chips she lives in might have a sharp edge...so ya'll know what's coming huh! She stashed part of her breakfast...strawberries and raspberries. duh!
Her name is 'Gimpy' because she was run over by the lawnmower at the Mt Bachelor ski resort cutting off her leg. A Vet fixed her and called me...

 

[ZenHerper]

Strawberry Massacre is the name of my next band...

 

[ZenHerper]

Gimpy Strawberry Massacre is going to be the title of my autobiography...

 

[Maggie3fan]

Strawberry Massacre is the name of my next band...

Great name for an 80's hair band

 

[Maggie3fan]

Gimpy Strawberry Massacre is going to be the title of my autobiography...

Yours???? My turtle, my autobiography...me!!! lol lots

 

[wellington]

BAHAHAHA if turtles could laugh, Gimpy was cracking up

 

[Maggie3fan]

BAHAHAHA if turtles could laugh, Gimpy was cracking up

This is exactly why I post pictures like that. I tell a friend stories like that and get some off the wall reaction. But your comment was f'ing funny. I'm glad I was done drinking coffee lol. You have a group here who like totally understand what was going on in those photos. Yes!