Needs a hide and more humidity.
But the guy has a dog on his shirt.
I reckon his missus has got rid of his dog in favour of a tortoise or two and he's now out for revenge.
With a giant carrot.
Or something.
Well, even if that is supposed to be a tube of tortoise chow, which I, also, have never seen, except for some of the Mazuri type pellets which can come in a drum, even then how many children are going to have psycho girl in pigtails clubbing the torts, rather than just standing there with the food?
Then tortoise attacks girl and rips out her jugular!
I can see it all now.
I must buy this.