Funny turtle joke

[shellfreak]

Maybe someone else posted this in the past, but if not...

 

[wellington]

I don't remember seeing it. It's good, made me lol.

 

[Jabuticaba]

LOL!


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[ascott]

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

 

[Abdulla6169]

!

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

Post more turtle jokes!!!!

 

[stojanovski92113]

very cute!! Loved the pictures with it too!

 

[Gillian M]

Teacher: "Why are you so late?"
Tort: "Cos of the sign."
Teacher: "What sign?"
Tort: "The sign that says: 'School ahead, go slow!'"

 

[Gillian M]

Why did the tortoise cross the street?
To go to...SHELL station!

 

[Tyanna]

Lolol too cute!

 

[Gillian M]

Here's another nice joke about....torts:

How doyou make a tortoise fast?
You do not....feed him!!

 

[Gillian M]

How do torts communicate?
They use.....shellphones!

 

[Gillian M]

And how do they answer their shellphones?
By saying: "Shell-O!"