confused (Horny tortoise??)

[buddy1996]

My 8 year old Greek Tortoise has been pounding at our feet for almost two years, he seems to like to do nothing else but tonight he actually, sorry "humped" by husbands shoe. Is this a phase ? He has always been social but come on!! If you have info please let me know

Thanks

 

[wellington]

I have seen this before on the forum. Some using balls, rocks, etc. reaching puberty.

 

[tortdad]

He's becoming a man and apparently your husband has some sexy shoes, lol

 

[Tom]

This is common and normal. Welcome to male tortoise adulthood. Your tortoise is bold and unafraid of people. This is a good sign really.

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

I caught my tortoise grabbing some action inside his table... with a log... twice...

 

[tortdad]

I caught my tortoise grabbing some action inside his table... with a log... twice...

Splinters... YIKES!

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

Splinters... YIKES!

Plastic! All safe for him

 

[Jlant85]

This is normal. He is now of age =) People tend to think this is the time to get a new tortoise friend (If you know what i mean) but i highly suggest you don't. The fact that he is comfortable with you guys already as is, is a huge sign of dominance. The new tort will just get bullied by this one a lot and get over stressed. He is fine the way it is =)

 

[DDickie]

My tort is 55+ years old and he still does it! Get him a plastic bowl (or collander with the handle cut off) as a substitute "girlfriend"!

P.S. Mine particularly likes leather womens' shoes!

 

[Jabuticaba]

ROFL! I love reading these posts!


May, Aussies, & THBs
IG: @AUSSOMEAUSSIES

 

[tortdad]

A half flat basketball makes a good tortoise blowup doll.


0.0.1 Redfoot (Spike)
0.0.1 Cherryhead Redfoot (Bruce Wayne)
1.0 Sulcata (Hal Jordan)

 

[ascott]

your husband has some sexy shoes, lol

Baaaaahaaaaa, LMAOfffff......oh, my side hurts...

 

[mike taylor]

Well my sulcata likes to hump mud holes . Me and the wife made him a mud hole and he was just sitting in it . Then he stood up on all fours started making noises . My wife goes I've never heard him making them noises before . I said I think he's having happy fun time to the mud . She said tortoises don't hump mud . I said I bet you if I pick him up his boy parts are going to be out . She said no way . I said get your camera ready . An this is what happened . ....

 

[christinaland128]

Lol lol lol @mike taylor

 

[Shakudo]

A half flat basketball makes a good tortoise blowup doll.


0.0.1 Redfoot (Spike)
0.0.1 Cherryhead Redfoot (Bruce Wayne)
1.0 Sulcata (Hal Jordan)

Put on some Barry white and dim the light lol

 

[leigti]

A half flat basketball makes a good tortoise blowup doll.


0.0.1 Redfoot (Spike)
0.0.1 Cherryhead Redfoot (Bruce Wayne)
1.0 Sulcata (Hal Jordan)

You should market this, you could make millions. It will be the must-have accessory in any mature Male Tortoise pen

 

[Carol S]

OMG!

 

[AZtortMom]

Oh my lord! I'm reading this at work at 330 in the morning! The laugh out loud I needed! My co workers are walking by looking at me like I'm crazy

 

[tortdad]

Put on some Barry white and dim the light lol

Don't forget to use the turtle wax. I'm sure that stuff is like catnip for torts.


0.0.1 Redfoot (Spike)
0.0.1 Cherryhead Redfoot (Bruce Wayne)
1.0 Sulcata (Hal Jordan)