Pretend Chat 2.14

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

How old are you newt swinger? 16/17 ?? Imagine this your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant! You were only 17! You grow up very quick my friend . Then life is about baby food, diapers, and a place to live because living with in-laws suck! Then it turns into how I'm I going to pay for this stuff? Then the word JOB pops in your head . But the only thing you can do is flip hamburgers . That does not pay for all that stuff you need . So the word education pops in your head . Now you have to buy all them baby things and pay for school and flip hamburgers . Sounds sucky right? Well take it from me it does!

but i don't like hamburgers

 

[mike taylor]

Then stay in school and be happy you are there . Learn as much stuff you can pack in that backwards brain of yours .

 

[jaizei]

but i don't like hamburgers

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

what?

 

[jaizei]

Exactly. Who doesn't like hamburgers

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

Exactly. Who doesn't like hamburgers

is that Mike?

 

[mike taylor]

No! You ***!

 

[jaizei]

is that Mike?

#shotsfired

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

No! You ***!

hey keep the words tortoise forums appropriate!

 

[mike taylor]

My bad?

 

[AmRoKo]

Exactly. Who doesn't like hamburgers

 

[AmRoKo]

Seriously that burger/cake thing is awesome lol.

 

[mike taylor]

Now thats a fat cat!

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

just like Mike....

 

[mike taylor]

This is more like me a fat bulldog!

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

a word that Mike doesn't like....

 

[mike taylor]

That is the dumbest word ever!

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

That is the dumbest word ever!

why?

 

[mike taylor]

It just is!

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

It just is!

so you don't have an actual reason......