They must learn to pose for the camera like Tidgy does.
Tidgy never poops or pees in her water dish, only in her toilet place.
She tramples on her food, but only so wifey won't eat it.
She eats a bit like a pig, yes.
She hasn't hissed at me for years.
She like to dig in the mud but this keeps her cool, so it's cool.
She doesn't wiggle (often) or scratch (ever) when I hold her.
I love my Tidgy.
But she doesn't love me.
Poor Adam. Your tortoise doesen`t loves you ! Luckily wifey did.