NO!!!! Those are SOOOO tacky...You're not even going to put one of those lovely gnomes with a fishing rod next to the pond ?
NO!!!! Those are SOOOO tacky...You're not even going to put one of those lovely gnomes with a fishing rod next to the pond ?
GOOD MAN!!!!No.
And I'll shoot anyone who tries
Just missed you !Well, I'm off to the gym shortly, then lunch with a friend.
Not see you all later!
Mrs wifey caught the paper and held it up in front of her. This is what she read:
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(I particularly like the water image of a pyramided tortoise climbing up the right hand side of the page! Brilliant! )
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Hmmmmm. Mrs wifey appears to have a finger stuck up her nose! Not very nice behaviour, in my opinion.
What does it mean?" she asked. "is it another language?" (I told you she was a bit dim, mind you bits of it do look like they're from Tolkien and a couple of words look Welsh.)
"It's tortoise language," Mr Adam said.
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Along the same lines as Adam's Helpful Hints, a note to cats:
Don't ever jump into that box of styrofoam beads:
wifey says,"Thank you, Yvonne ! " She used to be an actress, mainly for the BBC, but a couple of films , too.Wifey is an excellent actress! She's doing a great job. (Mrs. Wifey - hint, hint - hold the note up to the mirror)
I have informed the local cats.Along the same lines as Adam's Helpful Hints, a note to cats:
Don't ever jump into that box of styrofoam beads:
I am so jealous !I live right where the eclipse is going to be the longest. I tried to sell space on my deck. Yeah, me? nope
Golly, John, that's awful !my dad is in hospital .
some infection in his leg, getting blisters the size of grapefruits