COLD DARK ROOM

[Moozillion]

You're not even going to put one of those lovely gnomes with a fishing rod next to the pond ?

NO!!!! Those are SOOOO tacky...

 

[Moozillion]

No.
And I'll shoot anyone who tries

GOOD MAN!!!!

 

[Moozillion]

Well, I'm off to the gym shortly, then lunch with a friend.
Not see you all later!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Well, I'm off to the gym shortly, then lunch with a friend.
Not see you all later!

Just missed you !
i was out buying stuff to fill cracks and wood glue and a new gas nozzle thingy for the gas cylinder.
Have a fun morning and a nice luncheon.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good afternoon, Sabine !
Not speaking to me today ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Mrs wifey caught the paper and held it up in front of her. This is what she read:




(I particularly like the water image of a pyramided tortoise climbing up the right hand side of the page! Brilliant! )




Hmmmmm. Mrs wifey appears to have a finger stuck up her nose! Not very nice behaviour, in my opinion.


What does it mean?" she asked. "is it another language?" (I told you she was a bit dim, mind you bits of it do look like they're from Tolkien and a couple of words look Welsh.)
"It's tortoise language," Mr Adam said.




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[Tidgy's Dad]

Quiety-quiet, quiet quiet.
So, I'm off out with Tidgy.
Hopefully stumble into somebody later.

 

[Yvonne G]

Mrs wifey caught the paper and held it up in front of her. This is what she read:


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(I particularly like the water image of a pyramided tortoise climbing up the right hand side of the page! Brilliant! )


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Hmmmmm. Mrs wifey appears to have a finger stuck up her nose! Not very nice behaviour, in my opinion.


What does it mean?" she asked. "is it another language?" (I told you she was a bit dim, mind you bits of it do look like they're from Tolkien and a couple of words look Welsh.)
"It's tortoise language," Mr Adam said.




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Wifey is an excellent actress! She's doing a great job. (Mrs. Wifey - hint, hint - hold the note up to the mirror)

 

[Yvonne G]

I finally broke down and asked my friend, Google, to define Esio Trot. It all becomes clear. I had no idea.

 

[Yvonne G]

Along the same lines as Adam's Helpful Hints, a note to cats:

Don't ever jump into that box of styrofoam beads:

 

[Maggie Cummings]

I live right where the eclipse is going to be the longest. I tried to sell space on my deck. Yeah, me? nope

 

[johnandjade]

Along the same lines as Adam's Helpful Hints, a note to cats:

Don't ever jump into that box of styrofoam beads:

brilliant!!!!

 

[johnandjade]

my dad is in hospital .

some infection in his leg, getting blisters the size of grapefruits

 

[johnandjade]

there be a storm a brewin

 

[johnandjade]

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Wifey is an excellent actress! She's doing a great job. (Mrs. Wifey - hint, hint - hold the note up to the mirror)

wifey says,"Thank you, Yvonne ! " She used to be an actress, mainly for the BBC, but a couple of films , too.
I actually had the privilege of acting with her in an audio drama once, and got to strangle her to death. And we still got married.
Mirror writing, like da Vinci used to use, won't work, the words are just written backwards, the letters are not reversed.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Along the same lines as Adam's Helpful Hints, a note to cats:

Don't ever jump into that box of styrofoam beads:

I have informed the local cats.
And Tidgy, just in case.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I live right where the eclipse is going to be the longest. I tried to sell space on my deck. Yeah, me? nope

I am so jealous !
We don't get it here.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

my dad is in hospital .

some infection in his leg, getting blisters the size of grapefruits

Golly, John, that's awful !
Please send him my regards and best wishes for a speedy recovery.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

FIX WOODWORM !
Treat woodworm in furniture without the use of dangerous toxic chemicals. Simply saw it into pieces small enough to fit into a microwave oven, then microwave each piece for 30 seconds on full power (based on a 750watt oven). This will kill all the woodworm. Then stick it back together with glue.