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Maggie Cummings
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Or maybe it should be titled, Maggie the dummy. Guess I'm just not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. There's a nice patch of grass and dandelions I planted especially for my smaller tortoises only the sun never shines there. So I never put them in there. It got overgrown, so this morning I decided to let Bob in there to mow it down. I used a plastic bench to keep him from going up the stairs, yes Virginia, he has climbed those stairs a few times, and I kept watch over him. My neighbor attracted my attention with some great gossip and when I went back to check on Bob I discovered he had been up to no good. He evidently climbed the stairs as there was Sulcata poop and a puddle of gook on my deck. I live in a manufactured home and he pushed in the skirting in two places and splintered a stair... In my defense he was happily eating the grass when I went and stood in my driveway for 5 minutes, or maybe 10. The pictures do not do the damage justice, but I thought the group might enjoy seeing my misery. Jeez I feel stupid! You see in the 4th photo how he's turning around against the house, he either fell off the stairs or turned around on the one stair and pushed out the skirting turning the same way, against the house. Happy Easter everyone...He did take care of the grass tho...