Joke

[dmmj]

Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag

Now before anyone complains I am also blonde.

 

[dmarcus]

Those sound like great inventions...

 

[Jacqui]

David, are you really blonde?

 

[dmmj]

blondish brown

 

[stephiiberrybean]

I just read them and thought "Oh wow! They actually have that?"
That realized it was a joke!

Woops. Kinda backs up the whole dumb blonde thing!

 

[ascott]

LOL...and they do make #2....I have one.....lol

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Lol.....I just realized my post said;

They do make #2......hahaha
Anthony is going to be amused.....lol

 

[TurtleTortoise]

LOL...and they do make #2....I have one.....lol

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Lol.....I just realized my post said;

They do make #2......hahaha
Anthony is going to be amused.....lol

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I think everyone makes #2's!!!!!

 

[FADE2BLACK_1973]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!@Ejector seat in a helicopter.......HAHAHAHA!!!!!


Loved those

 

[laramie]

Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag

Now before anyone complains I am also blonde.

I think number 4 was my invention!

 

[stephiiberrybean]

I think number 4 was my invention!

Haha!!
Well at least you didn't sit there going 'inflatable dart board... Hmmm... That could work'
It took me a while to figure out why it would even be a joke when I honestly thought it a good idea!!! Oops!

 

[FADE2BLACK_1973]

They also have one for #4. It's the "Guide for Dummies" handbook

 

[ALDABRAMAN]

LLOOLL.

 

[Jacqui]

I think number 4 was my invention!

Haha!!
Well at least you didn't sit there going 'inflatable dart board... Hmmm... That could work'
It took me a while to figure out why it would even be a joke when I honestly thought it a good idea!!! Oops!

Steph thanks for the bigger chuckle coming from reading your post.

 

[N2TORTS]

Now before anyone complains I am also blonde.

Bottle Blonde Dosn't Count~

 

[laramie]

I'm adding one to the list:

A voice activated Clapper

 

[tyler0912]

I just read them and thought "Oh wow! They actually have that?"
That realized it was a joke!

Woops. Kinda backs up the whole dumb blonde thing!

I THOUGHT THE SAME I WAS LIKE WOW!
My mum said......he is taking the p**s it's a joke...i was like......OH YEAH
I am also blonde!