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    The Tort Who Walked By Herself. By Tidgy's Dad.

    Merry Christmas All!
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    And a jolly happy New year! Lots of love from Adam, wifey and tidgy.
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    Hello, Roommates all around the world. Just popped in to wish a Happy Thanksgiving Weekend to those of you who celebrate it. Please take care all. Stay safe, Love , Adam.
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    The Tort Who Walked By Herself. By Tidgy's Dad.

    Open for comments on here now if anyone has anything to say. Cheers, Rudyard Adam. :)
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    The Tort Who Walked By Herself. By Tidgy's Dad.

    Then Adam called the Tort slow and stupid, flipped her on her back and watched her struggle and gave her a little kick (that makes three), and the Tort slowly crawled from the Cave and the Dog chased after her and chewed her for a while; and from that day to this, Best Beloved, three proper Men...
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    This thread seems to do better with me not in it. So, I'm off, see what's happening in a few months time. I will do the last post of 'The Tort Who walked by Herself' when The Tidgmeister dictates. All of you who are not very well, sick, depressed, relatives suffering and so on, I really hope...
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    I went to the supermarket today and said, "I want to make a complaint. This vinegar has lumps in it." The young lady said, "Sir, those are pickled onions."
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    I have a Weeping Angel and a Pink Panther with a present. Because I have a plushy Pink Panther as well and he is supposed to be 'the one and only truly original', he has to leave the room whilst the decorations are up. The two are never allowed to see each other.
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    I've had bad toothache for the last few days. wifey finally managed to persuade me to go to the dentists. I lay on the chair and it was going forwards and backwards, rather than up and down, which I thought was a bit unusual. The dentist said; 'Adam, will you please get out of my filing cabinet.'
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    Fried minds are more or less compulsory in the Cold Dark Room. Don't let it worry you.
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    Brilliant!
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    Today an airplane full of spittle crashed in the sea just north of Tanger. There were no salivas. :(
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    A lorry load of tortoises has just crashed into a truck full or terrapins. I thought, "That's a turtle disaster!"
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